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jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

theonion:

T.J. Maxx Job Application Just Asks Prospective Employees How Much They Plan To Shoplift

ewebie:

perchu:

razzliox:

perchu:

what rock group has four men that don’t sing

what

mount rushmore 

get out

cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

towritepoems:

My girlfriend just got OWNED

towritepoems:

My girlfriend just got OWNED

spaced-0ut:

 

i know wikipedia is probably having trouble with money right now, but goddamn this generation uses it so freaking much. when i finally have a real paycheck and i make sure i donate a portion of my earnings, imma definitely throw wikipedia’s name into the hat bruh. like what a cool company. they just wanna share all the information they can and in as many languages as possible. you go wikipedia. i love you!

TITLE: unknownsalvia plath
ARTIST: unknown artistteen suicide
ALBUM: unknown albumwaste yrself
PLAYED: 2562 times

if you still hate yourself we’ll cut ourselves and swallow chunks of broken glass. i don’t care about finishing college. 

#same
pulsecrow:

countsassmaster:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.

That is not the intended use sir

pulsecrow:

countsassmaster:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

take it to school and print gay porn in your teacher’s planner book.

That is not the intended use sir

#need #neato
incidentalcomics:

The Story Coaster
Drawing for the 7/14 Sunday NY Times Book Review - thanks to editor Pamela Paul! 

incidentalcomics:

The Story Coaster

Drawing for the 7/14 Sunday NY Times Book Review - thanks to editor Pamela Paul!